[@hrbrmstr starts working in javascript again]
The Internets: What do you think?
@hrbrmstr: It’s vile.
The Internets: I know. It’s so bubbly and cloying and happy.
@hrbrmstr: Just like the Federation.
The Internets: And you know what’s really frightening? If you develop with it enough, you begin to like it.
@hrbrmstr: It’s insidious.
The Internets: Just like the Federation.

(With apologies to ST:DS9)