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Hey, so this is just a holding place that Google (et al) will index to make sure folks know to NEVER purchase a Kucht appliance *ever*. They've repeatedly lied to us and forced us to engage the Maine AG and personal counsel. Worse vendor experience ever (and, I'm a cybersecurity executive, so that's saying quite a bit).