(With apologies to Barry McGuire & P.F. Sloan)<\/p>\n
To a familiar tune<\/span>\u2026<\/p>\n RIM of Destruction<\/b><\/p>\n The mobile world, it is explodin’ Don’t you understand, what I’m trying to say? BYOD’s got me so mad, my blood’s coagulatin’, Think of all the Samsung phones in China, (With apologies to Barry McGuire & P.F. Sloan) To a familiar tune\u2026 RIM of Destruction The mobile world, it is explodin’ executives flarin’, app updates loadin’ you’re Bold’s enough to sell but no one’s buyin’ no one believes in your PlayBook, but that’s what your totin’ and even the Curve won’t keep you a floatin’ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"yoast_head":"\n
\nexecutives flarin’, app updates loadin’
\nyou’re Bold’s enough to sell but no one’s buyin’
\nno one believes in your PlayBook, but that’s what your totin’
\nand even the Curve won’t keep you a floatin’
\nbut you tell us over and over and over again my friend,
\nah you don’t believe you’re on the RIM of destruction.<\/p>\n
\nCan’t you see the fears that I’m feeling today?
\nYour consumer and business customers are all running away,
\nThere’ll be nothing to save with QNX in a grave,
\ntake a look around you, Bidulka, it’s bound to scare ya,
\nand Thorsten tells us over and over and over again Boulben,
\nah, he don’t believe he’s on the RIM of destruction.<\/p>\n
\nI’m tweeting here (from my iPhone), just contemplatin’,
\nI can’t twist the truth, it knows no regulation,
\nthat iOS & Android are wildly propagatin’
\nand BB10 promises alone can’t bring integration,
\nwhen platform respect is disintegratin’,
\nthis whole mobile world is just too frustratin’,
\nand you tell us over and over and over again my friend,
\nah, you don’t believe you’re on the RIM of destruction.<\/p>\n
\niOS is on top even in Redmond, WA!,
\nAh, you may think you’re a leader in this space,
\nbut you keep returning to that same old place,
\nyour quarterly reports show no pride, just disgrace,
\nyou buried your heads, and soon there won’t be a trace (of you),
\ncopy your neighbours, who’ve all taken your place,
\nand you tell us over and over and over and over again my friend,
\nyou don’t believe you’re on the RIM of destruction.
\nno no you don’t believe you’re on the RIM of destruction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"